Bella (in Vivienne Westwood) and Gigi (in Brandon Maxwell) Hadid

Bella, as usual, looks crazy, like someone angrily hurled a bowl of cold noodles at her. Gigi looks super, accented by carrying one of the kooky handbags we saw on the runway this season with one large object inside. Totally impractical but also amazing. Do we think it's REAL bubbly?

Wow. She doesn't just have a vagina. She has a vagineye.

Gigi Hadid

And then, in the blink of a vagineye, she's a disco ball with legs.

Someone please indicate whether it actually got cold in New York all of a sudden, because this does NOT seem to match up with weather that anyone is experiencing currently.

I just don't get it. Can't you save this free outfit for a time when you actually NEED IT?

in Hilfiger

I was going to decry her sweatpants that have their own skirt, but then I realized... are her sweatpants wearing their own pants? Why does she have one outfit on under an entirely different SHEER outfit?

Nicki Minaj in Opening Ceremony

Hang on a second, am I seeing Nicki's actual hair poking out underneath the fringe of this wig? I'm confused. But at least she's kept up her trend of wearing stuff that has to make her breasts want to quit and move to a person that doesn't pinch them all the time.

in Oscar de la Renta

Sometimes I really, really loathe what the Monseters have done to this great line.

Kate Beckinsale in Marchesa

And, here we have it: another celebrity sticking a toe in the Marchesa waters. Georgina, despite giving an interview to Vogue about how horrifying it was to hear all these things about Harvey, still has not filed for divorce. They have a separation agreement hammered out, but no filing. That sense of "... wait, REALLY?!?" is doubly interesting given that last night on Big Brother, after her husband Les stepped down on Sunday at CBS amid a metric shitton of allegations about his own behavior, Julie Chen signed off -- for the first time ever -- as "Julie Chen Moonves." I have no sense of what it is to walk in these women's shoes, and deal with anything that ghastly, but... for what it's worth, regardless of what Georgina did or didn't know, you couldn't pay me to wear clothes by a brand that is funded by Harvey Weinstein's money and in which he still owns a stake (as far as I know).

Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano

That's a fairly nice dress, totally ruined by the clunky white shoes. 

Skai Jackson

I don't know why it took green hair for me to think this, but doesn't Skai Jackson look like Sarah Hyland a bit? I also... hmm. I really liked her suit until I looked at the legs, and realized that they BUTTON all the way down, and that there are actual openings there as well? This is not how pants should work.

Awkwafina in Opening Ceremony

Sure!

Katie Holmes in Zimmermann

I wish I'd gotten to see this whole thing. That sweater LOOKS very comfy indeed, and this is such a lovely, glowing, relaxed shot of Katie.

in Alice + Olivia

NOT IN THOSE SHOES, KATE NOELLE HOLMES. Seriously, you're at Alice + Olivia, one of the brightest and liveliest shows. Stacy Bendet is a very colorful character. WHY are you in white and beige? At least dial up Roy G. Biv for your feet.

Amber Heard at Alice + Olivia

See? Look how zany and lively this show is. Amber looks like Anne Shirley's favorite lumberjack fantasy. Katie at least could've gone with a pink shoe.

Victoria Justice in Alice + Olivia

I mean, for A+O, frankly this seems exactly right.

Sara Sampaio in Hilfiger

I have never seen anyone who isn't a celebrity in ANY of Tommy's ridiculous Varsity wear.

Chloe Bridges in Hilfiger

Okay. I am on the record as thinking high-waisted pants are almost universally unflattering, but somehow Chloe is working these pretty well. She is making this entire potentially dysfunctional outfit look almost sensible.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Hilfiger

Whereas Alessandra isn't so much wearing this as framing her abs.

Karolina Kurkova in Hilfiger

I admire her for finding sequin pajamas she can wear as a suit, but something about the way this photographs -- we can't see where the shirt ends and the pants begin -- makes her pelvis look a mile long.

Amber Heard in Oscar de la Renta

I wish I'd had a full shot of this, too, but it has definite potential.

Danielle Herrington in Hilfiger

BIKE SHORTS, TOMMY? Do not follow in Kardashian footsteps; lead people ELSEWHERE.

Irina Shayk

Is that a mullet dress, or a mini with a matching long duster? Either way, whichever term you use, it is pronounced "mistake."

DIanna Agron in OdlR

She looks pretty, but are those cream shoes poking out from under a red and white dress? Pick a shoe that won't look dirty next to your dress, girl.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in OdlR

Okay, I can live with this, although I'm not entirely convinced it isn't secretly Monse.

Selena Gomez in Coach

Selena walked the runway at Coach, and as usual, looks absurd in what they give her. With those sleeves she looks like a middle-schooler wearing a too-big sweatshirt and letting the cuffs hang loose over her hands. It's very.... it's not a self-assured look.

Maisie Williams in Coach

Coach is just... the worst.

Ashley Tisdale, Lucy Hale, Laura Marano at Naeem Khan

Lucy Hale is the winner of this one. I keep looking away from Ashley's and then looking back to see what I think the pattern is; it's like a very alarming Rorschach. At the top I keep thinking it's two people trying to suck out each other's brains.

Jackie Cruz, Carmen Electra, Lindsey Vonn at Naeem Khan

Sure, fine, but please investigate with me: What is up with Lindsey's feet? At first I thought she had a crazy weird shoe tan, or that she forgot to bronze her toes and part of her ankle, and then I realized: Are the straps SO TIGHT on her shoes that her feet are changing color for a circulatory reason?!?

Peyton List

Peyton, can I see your underwear? Because I don't want to. 

Michiel Huisman

Never have I been so willing to give someone a pass on his scraggly beard. I love the royal purple suit, too.

Petra Nemcova

Don't hide behind your hair curtain, Petra. Your suit is GORGEOUS.

Dascha Polanco

People really need to consider that dresses slit up the front often end up looking like they split in half. Against your will. 

Anna Kendrick

I also would've liked this better with about half the slit.

Margarita Levieva

When Gaffer Tape Attacks.

Shay Mitchell

I assume that girl in the khaki is thinking, "OH GOD LET THAT BE A WIG. DON'T LET HER HAVE CUT OFF ALL THAT LONG THICK PERFECT HAIR." Also, that outfit is pure Joan Collins circa Dynasty, and I'm okay with that.

Ebonee Davis

That's gorgeous, and I'm not even really a fishtail hem person. Wait, what am I saying? I'm not really an ANYTHING person; I'm a cranky old cow and that's why this website exists. But, you get the gist.

Shanina Shaik

That's as good as a hipbone dress is likely to be.

Rachel Bilson

She's at a Popsugar for Kohl's event, so I assume that's what she's wearing. It's cute enough, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it the way I used to for the occasional Target collab. 

Lucy Hale

That one is a bit better.

Maye Musk

But this is great. She is SO DRAMATIC, and I love it.

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