There is a wisp of a cute shirt under there that was shut down before it could even really begin.
Grace Gummer in Calvin Klein
This is so severe. She looks like a young woman from olden times who is about to report to the Mother Superior.
Myha'la in Calvin Klein
This looks like it was way too big so she had to stick a bra underneath. But at least she brought her pom poms. You n ever know when you might want to bring it on.
Dominic Sessa in Calvin Klein
I hate everything about this, but especially that awful cheap little string. A PROFESSIONAL MADE THESE.
Francois Arnaud in Calvin Klein
He is making these coveralls look as sexy as possible, but still, the string. THE STRING.
Louisa Jacobson in Calvin Klein
I guess! This all looks like stuff you'd be stoked to find for sale at the outlet mall.
Britt Lower in Calvin Klein
I mean... shrug. Yawn. Pass.
Brooke Shields in Calvin Klein
They'd better do right by Brooke, as she's iconically associated with them forever.
Amelia DiMoldenberg in Calvin Klein
I cannot abide how frumpy this looks on her.
Jodie Turner-Smith in Calvin Klein
What in the rumpled satin onesie hell.
Paloma Elsesser in Calvin Klein
It got worse in dress form!
Rihanna at AWGE
You can always trust Rihanna to wear a huge coat over what's probably mostly a bra.
Julia Fox at AWGE
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Julia Fox attends the AWGE fashion show during New York Fashion Week at the Hall des Lumieres on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
And you can always count on Julia Fox to wear something that would make it very awkward to sit behind her. This is very Hunger Games Lite.
Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova in Cult Gaia
Get her some real shoes and then we're in business!
Chloe Sevigny in 7 For All Mankind
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Chloe Sevigny is seen arrivimg to the 7 For All Mankind fashion show during New York Fashion Week at the Starrett-Lehigh Building in Downtown, Manhattan on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Oh my God are we back to these kinds of shows? I remember when Rock & Republic and Miss Sixty threw runway shows. Hope the check was large! Whatever the fuck she's wearing certainty is not.
Julia Fox in Siriano
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 12: Julia Fox attends the Christian Siriano show during New York Fashion Week on February 12, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)
It's hilarious to me that someone ELSE, someone random, showed up at this event ALSO dressed in Maximum Siriano. Spotlight thievery!!!!
Monica in Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 12: Monica attends Christian Siriano Fall/Winter 2026 on February 12, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)
This looks comfortable. And TOASTY. Finally someone whose personal warmth does not worry me at a winter show!
Leslie Jones in Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 12: Models walk the runway for the Jane Wade fashion show during New York Fashion Week on February 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)
Leslie Jones! It's been a hot minute. The deconstructed tux jacket situation here is funky -- I can't decide if it works on its own merits, but she's serving hard.
Taylor Momsen in Christian Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 12: Taylor Momsen attends Christian Siriano Fall/Winter 2026 on February 12, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)
I feel like she and the woman from Maneskin need to form their own band.
Uzo Aduba in Christian Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 12: Uzo Aduba attends Christian Siriano Fall/Winter 2026 on February 12, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)
I like this on her! Siriano does well by Uzo.
Natasha Lyonne in Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 12: Natasha Lyonne attends Christian Siriano Fall/Winter 2026 on February 12, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)
This suit is also delightful on her.
Madeline Brewer in Ulla Johnson
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Madeline Brewer attends the Ulla Johnson fashion show during New York Fashion Week on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
Shitty hosiery and a feathered ruff? Is THAT where things are headed?
Aubrey Plaza in Ulla Johnson
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Aubrey Plaza attends the Ulla Johnson fashion show during New York Fashion Week on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
Aubrey is NOT here for any of that bullshit.
Aubrey Plaza in 7 For All Mankind
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Aubrey Plaza attends the 7 For All Mankind fashion show during February 2026 New York Fashion Week at the Starrett-Lehigh Building on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
She is here to be reasonable ONLY.
Natalia Bryant in 7 For All Mankind
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Natalia Bryant attends 7 For All Mankind fashion show during February 2026 New York Fashion Week at the Starrett-Lehigh Building on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
The jacket is fun. She looks nice -- this hits the spot for a denim brand front row.
AnnaSophia Robb in 7 For All Mankind
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: AnnaSophia Robb attends 7 For All Mankind fashion show during February 2026 New York Fashion Week at the Starrett-Lehigh Building on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
That's... a lot of jeanskirt. But her big cape sweater looks snuggly.
Boris Kodjoe and Nicole Ari Parker in Prabal Gurung
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 14: Boris Kodjoe (L) and Nicole Ari Parker attend the Prabal Gurung fashion show during New York Fashion Week at Cipriani 25 Broadway on February 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
Sure! This all seems fine. I miss Lisa Todd Wexley's wardrobe a little bit.
Bebe Rexha in Christian Cowan
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Bebe Rexha attends the Christian Cowan Fall/Winter 2026 Fashion Show at 450 West 31st Street on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Udo Salters/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)
This feels a little like something Charli XCX said no to. "Not derelicte enough," she would have said.
Julia Fox in Christian Cowan
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Julia Fox attends the Christian Cowan Fall/Winter 2026 Fashion Show at 450 West 31st Street on February 13, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Udo Salters/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)
Her shoulder pads look like she is retaining water there and only there.
Maura Higgins in LaQuan Smith
Of COURSE she went Full Underboob. I feel like she and Julia Fox need to start some sidewalk duels.
Larsen Thompson in LaQuan Smith
She's a model and a dancer, I believe. I enjoy that the boob is basically the ONLY place she used opacity.
Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova in LaQuan Smith
And HER outfit is the complete opposite. EVERYTHING opaque except for the cutouts right at her underboob. How Regina George.
Ciara Miller in LaQuan Smith
All I can see is that her boobs look like surprised eyes. I'm sure they WERE startled when they realized what was going on.