NYFW Has Begun

Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress Lupita Nyong'o attends the Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Well, CK does have a storied history with denim. But these maybe shouldn't be in that pantheon. I actually like the cut of shirt on Lupita, but the outline of her boobs does NOT interest me, and it looks like a parge pair of underpants that blew sideways on a clothesline.

A-Dubs and Lupita

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Anna Wintour and actress Lupita Nyong'o attend the Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Lupita did look pretty fun in her caramel leather jacket, and the jewelry is utterly fabulous. I also think Anna's dress is great. She's obviously trying to drown her Federer-related sorrows in patterns.

with Karlie Kloss

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Anna Wintour and model Karlie Kloss attend the Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

I still have trouble pinning down Karlie with the blond hair.

Christina Ricci

This is such a scrolldown. The plastic shoes are KILLING ME.

Trevor Noah

Cool as the proverbial cucumber.

Millie Bobby Brown and Paris Jackson

This almost looks like a "Stranger Things" fan selfie.

MBB, Paris, and Brooke Shields

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Millie Bobby Brown, Paris Jackson and Brooke Shields attend the Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

What the. Everyone is clapping politely at CK's runway offerings but NO ONE is demanding an explanation from Brooke for her forearm tubes.

in Sachin & Babi

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress Brooke Shields attends the Sachin & Babi fashion show during New York Fashion Week on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/Getty Images)

And WHAT MADNESS IS THIS.

Caitriona Balfe in Noon by Noor

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Kerrie Urban poses backstage for Noon By Noor fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 3, Skylight Clarkson Sq on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images For NYFW: The Shows)

This is pretty polished, but the shirt looks like it's straining to stay buttoned. I also really prefer her without the bangs, honestly.

Danielle Campbell in Tadashi Shoji

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress Danielle Campbell attends the Tadashi Shoji fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 1, Skylight Clarkson Sq on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images For Tadashi Shoji)

Shoji seems to be trying to skew younger and younger (Danielle here is a CW actress on The Originals). Danielle looks cute, but what cracks me up is that when I zoomed in to see the dress, I noticed that the pedi on both her big toes is busted. Which made me feel a kinship with her, as I jack mine up ALL THE TIME, way too quickly.

Camren Bicondova

More plastic shoes. WHY GOD. Also this looks like it was made from a bunch of garters that had big dreams.

Chloe Bennet

This all makes me feel tired. Great jacket, but been there, seen this, and it was on at least two Kardashians.

India de Beaufort, Laurie Hernandez

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 07: Actress India de Beaufort and American gymnast Laurie Hernandez attend the Tadashi Shoji fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery 1, Skylight Clarkson Sq on September 7, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images For Tadashi Shoji)

"Come, sweet child. Let us weave."

Niki Taylor

Still slaying. COME BACK TO US, NIKI.