NYFW Part 2

Danielle Brooks in Siriano

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We begin with a real OH WAIT WHAAAAAT from Danielle here, who is in a lively pattern and a totally solid idea for a dress that has mysteriously been cut so that it shoves out 82 percent of her boobs. Every time I saw a photo of her in it, I pushed my palm against my own chest, as if to check that it was wrangled.

Debra Messing in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/REX/Shutterstock (10100276h) Debra Messing in the front row Christian Siriano show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019 Wearing Christian Siriano

Debra's hair looks SO GOOD here that I could almost give her a pass on the semi-silly sheer skirt...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10100555fd) Debra Messing, Mariska Hargitay in the front row Christian Siriano show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019

... but it looks ridiculous when she's seated. Mariska Hargitay's twinkly jammies look way better.

Christina Hendricks in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10100555fm) Christina Hendricks in the front row Christian Siriano show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019 Wearing Christian Siriano

Whyyyy is Christian stapling see-through bags to things?!? Why does her shirt have a skirt-length peplum on it? Why is she in this bananas unflattering outfit?

with Christina Ricci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10100555fz) Christina Hendricks and Christina Ricci in the front row Christian Siriano show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019

The look on Christina's face is one of unequivocal victory.

Tess Holliday

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So she only has one sleeve, but then a matching arm warmer? Don't design something that looks like it broke, Christian.

Angela Sarafyan in Prabal Gurung

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10101285a) Angela Sarafyan Prabal Gurung show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 10 Feb 2019 Wearing Prabal Gurung Same Outfit as catwalk model *9373226au

Ooh, I like the bolt of flowered fabric twisted into this.

Lana Condor in Prabal

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10101285as) Lana Condor Prabal Gurung show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 10 Feb 2019 Wearing Prabal Gurung

I nearly didn't recognize her with the bangs. This to me is really cheap-looking, unfortunately.

Naomi Watts in Tory Burch

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I think we can safely assume she stashed a massive coat backstage. This is good on her -- Tory Burch seems totally logical for Naomi Watts, aesthetically.

Zoe Saldana, Lana Condor

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Whereas this skews a LITTLE Posh Upper East Side Mom for Lana Condor. Zoe just looks like she's amused that no one has called her out on being unable to pick between a long skirt and pants.

Mindy Kaling in Tory Burch

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I wish we had this whole outfit, but unless it ends in a grass skirt or something, I APPROVE.

Camilla Belle in Carolina Herrera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101586m) Camilla Belle Carolina Herrera show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019

That's a very posh-lady pattern also.

Virginia Gardner in Carolina Herrera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101586h) Virginia Gardener Carolina Herrera show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019 Wearing Carolina Herrera

Oooh, no. That dress is all wrong on her, especially with her coloring. They needed an entirely different makeup approach to make this happen.

Michelle Monaghan

It seems warm, at least.

Shailene Woodley in Carolina Herrera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andy Kropa/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10102040b) Shailene Woodley attends the NYFW Fall/Winter 2019 Carolina Herrera fashion show at the New-York Historical Society, in New York NYFW Fall/Winter 2019 - Carolina Herrera, New York, USA - 11 Feb 2019 Wearing Carolina Herrera Same Outfit as catwalk model *9878079l

This is ABSURD. Cute coat, good shoes, hair straight off the cover of one of those 80s teen romance anthologies, Sweet Dreams. But she is BARELY WEARING PANTS. It's WINTER. I don't care if you're inside. COME ON.

Shailene Woodley in Proenza Schouler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101744b) Shailene Woodley in the front row Proenza Schouler show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019

That's better, although the skirt would make me mental -- I'd constantly want to turn the button to the front.

Paris Hilton in Philipp Plein

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101766i) Paris Hilton in the front row Philipp Plein and Billionaire show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019

EYEROLL. Paris Hilton is basically growing up into Bai Ling.

Hailey Baldwin in Zadig and Voltaire

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101793i) Hailey Bieber Zadig and Voltaire show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019 Wearing Zadig and Voltaire

Sure! That actually looks put-together, at least.

Karolina Kurkova in Zadig and Voltaire

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10101793j) Karolína Kurková Zadig and Voltaire show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 11 Feb 2019

I dig the shoes, but she looks as confused as I am by the oversize blouse.

Emmy Rossum in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Masato Onoda/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10102894b) Emmy Rossum in the front row Gabriela Hearst show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

I defintely like this aesthetic for her.

Kathryn Hahn in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Masato Onoda/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10102894g) Kathryn Hahn in the front row Gabriela Hearst show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

And in blue!

Maisie Williams and Lakeith Stanfield in Coach

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10102908j) Maisie Williams and Lakeith Stanfield in the front row Coach show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

I wonder if Maisie is going to sign on with Coach? I want to tell her to RUN.

Chloe Grace Moretz in Coach

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10102908p) Chloe Grace Moretz in the front row Coach show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

Well, she DOES love a neck tie.

CGM and Michael B Jordan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10102908l) Chloe Grace Moretz and Michael B. Jordan in the front row Coach show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

CGM, look alive! You're with MBJ! And he is a smokeshow.

Debra Messing in Naeem Khan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/REX/Shutterstock (10103004g) Debra Messing Amelia in the front row Naeem Khan show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

The jacket is gorgeous. The outfit underneath it feels like she tore through her closet at top speed, shrieking, "NOTHING I HAVE WILL WORK WITH THIS JACKET, ARGH, FINE, WHATEVER, I GUESS THIS IS OK."

Amirah Vann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/REX/Shutterstock (10103004d) Amelia in the front row Naeem Khan show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019

She is selling this.

Julia Garner and Maggie Gyllenhaal at Kate Spade

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This photo cracks me up. Maggie looks like a proud, benevolent parent who has finally agreed to take her daughter to a real fashion front row.

Sadie Sink

And then her other daughter got dragged along when she'd rather have been at home coding.

Olivia Culpo at Alice + Olivia

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NOPE.

Angela Sarafyan in Alice + Olivia

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YEP.

Karrueche Tran in Phillip Lim

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This is one of those outfits that should not exist outside of the catwalk.

Ashley Graham in Phillip Lim

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Those are single-use pants, right? They have to be.

Rainey Qualley in Brock

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10099453e) Rainey Qualley in the front row Brock Collection show, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 08 Feb 2019

Brock Collection is just the worst.

Madeline Brewer in Brock

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10099453g) Madeline Brewer in the front row Brock Collection show, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 08 Feb 2019

Sigh. Great shoes, though.

Angela Sarafyan in Brock

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10099453f) Angela Sarafyan in the front row Brock Collection show, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 08 Feb 2019

They can't even make sense of stripes. That hem is raggedy and I do NOT like the visible corset. It' so distracting. I just stare at her chest.

Angela Sarafyan in Cushnie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10099807l) Angela Sarafyan in the front row Cushnie show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 08 Feb 2019 Wearing Cushnie

SO much better.

Coco Rocha in Jeremy Scott

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (10099906k) Coco Rocha Jeremy Scott show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 08 Feb 2019

Proof positive that Coco Rocha cannot, in fact, make any old weirdness work.

Emma Roberts in Longchamp

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10100205o) Emma Roberts Longchamp show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019

WHY.

Ashley Madekwe in Longchamp

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10100205af) Ashley Madekwe Longchamp show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 09 Feb 2019

And finally, the outfit that is the closest to how I ever dressed at Fashion Week. I never looked this good, obviously, but: big warm coat, blouse, jeans, boots? I speak this language.