NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Kerry Washington attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
This is so dramatic and disco on her; I LOVE it. I got so bored of Olivia Pope.
Kate Hudson in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Kate Hudson attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
Kate looks cute in a bob and a caftan. WAY better than usual.
Regina King in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Regina King attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
In the vein of Kate Middleton: Is this a coat, or a coat-dress? It is a superb pattern on her, regardless. Also, Regina was on the Today show on the same day as Fug National Jasmine Guillory, who was talking about romance novels with Savannah Guthrie and who LOOKED AWESOME, and I've decided she and Regina King are going to become best friends and look back upon that day as When It All Started.
Priyanka Chopra in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Priyanka Chopra attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
That skirt just looks like static cling.
Catherine Zeta-Jones in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Catherine Zeta-Jones attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
Somehow, she is starting to look like what Kate Beckinsale might look like in ten years. Her bod looks foxy in that dress.
Carys Zeta-Jones in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Carys Zeta Douglas attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
CZJ attended with Michael and their daughter, whom they are not pushing into fame except for how they're totally grooming her for fame. The disco aesthetic works well enough on her. SHE reminds me vaguely of young Michelle Trachtenberg.
Doutzen Kroes in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Doutzen Kroes attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
"I was eating popcorn in my hotel watching a pay-per-view of A Star Is Born until Michael texted me five minutes ago."
Olivia Wilde in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Olivia Wilde attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
How does this military straitjacket fit in with the rest of these?
Billy Porter in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Billy Porter attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
I freaking love his pizzazz.
Fiona Xie in Michael Kors
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: Fiona Xie attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2019 Runway Show at Cipriani Wall Street on February 13, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images for Michael Kors)
Kitty Pong, killing it again. I like to think she was like, "HARD PASS on the disco era, thanks."
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Oscar de la Renta
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Maggie Gyllenhaal in the front row
Oscar de la Renta show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019
Wearing Oscar De La Renta
Okay, well, some of this works, but the dress bodice seems sloppily made. I shouldn't be able to see her lace bra. OR SHOULD I. (I should not.)
Paris and Nicky Hilton in Oscar de la Renta
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Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Rothschild in the front row
Oscar de la Renta show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019
These two. I saw a photo of them getting out of their car outside, standing in a melting snowbank, and they looked insane. You can see Paris's shoes are water-stained now. BE IN THE SEASON.
Natalia Dyer in Oscar de la Renta
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Natalia Dyer in the front row
Oscar de la Renta show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019
Much better.
Karolina Kurkova in Oscar de la Renta
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Karolina Kurkova in the front row
Oscar de la Renta show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 12 Feb 2019
Wearing Oscar De La Renta
I'm sorry, but are two peaceful, gilded birds eating a bush that's positioned over her... never mind.
Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin in Boss
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Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin
Boss show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
This is the non-Riverdale Sprouse, who is dating this lovely model. She is wearing shorts, and they are so coordinated that they look like a fake couple from an advertisement.
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Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin
Boss show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
Or, one of those photos that comes with the frame when you buy it.
Austin Mahone in Boss
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Austin Mahone
Boss show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
This poor sweet child is being swallowed whole by all this.
Vanssa Kirby and Richard Madden in Boss
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Vanessa Kirby and Richard Madden in the front row
Boss show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
She looks like she pulled the I'm-yawning-and-stretching-stretching-and-yawning-whoops-where-did-my-hand-land move.
Shailene Woodley in Marc Jacobs
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Shailene Woodley in the front row
Marc Jacobs show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
She is heavily leaning into '80s hair right now, and honestly, I can accept everything right until we get to her feet. Those shoes look like someone sewed laces into her skin.
Kerry Washington, Rita Ora, Tracee Ellis Ross in Marc Jacobs
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Kerry Washington, Rita Ora and Tracee Ellis Ross in the front row
Marc Jacobs show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2019
All of these women deserve better than this. Kerry has on plastic shoes and a $15 skirt that probably costs four figures, Rita is in a massive housedress, and Tracee's sweater is see-through and her pants might be very voluminous. She's probably the BEST off, of the three of them?
Susan Lucci
Women's Day celebrates 16th Annual Red Dress Awards held at The Appel Room at Frederick P. Rose Hall, at the Lincoln Center Featuring: Susan Lucci
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 12 Feb 2019
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LA LUCCI. Killing it as ever.
Alexa Ray Joel
Women's Day celebrates 16th Annual Red Dress Awards held at The Appel Room at Frederick P. Rose Hall, at the Lincoln Center Featuring: Alexa Ray Joel
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 12 Feb 2019
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Alexa, NO ONE wants to be in Westworld on Valentine's Day. NO ONE.
Angela Bassett
Women's Day celebrates 16th Annual Red Dress Awards held at The Appel Room at Frederick P. Rose Hall, at the Lincoln Center Featuring: Angela Bassett
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 12 Feb 2019
Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com
We are ending on SUCH a high note. Thank you, Angela.
