Dascha Polanco

I am not sure which aspect of this putrid pastiche seems more irritating for the wearer: the falling straps, the forearm-clinging coat, or the cat's cradle of a boot. Absolutely NONE of them is good enough to put up with the annoyances, and I assume the Denim Council will be registering its stern objections posthaste.

Peyton List

She will not be exempt from its wrath. I cannot imagine the chafing and potential boob sweat that might ensue from a denim bra

Francia Raisa

That seems poorly fitted. It also proves that red eyeshadow is not the ONLY kind that can make you look really tired.

Nicki Minaj

This would make MORE sense if she performed at this party. She might have? I don't know. But the belt looking like caution tape DOES feel accurate, as she should have proceeded toward this with some.

Selena Gomez in Coach

Unsurprisingly, Selena Gomez has been given an awful Coach dress to wear at a time when she is representing the brand, because nobody over there seems to know how the human body works. It IS a surprise, though, that her hair looks so... plonked. Is it a wig? I don't CARE if it's a wig, but I feel like a person's natural hair should not be styled to LOOK like it can be removed.

PS: This is not much better in full-length.

Tess Holliday

I love the retro ponytail. She's also doing bright makeup much more effectively than Francia did.

Ashlee Simpson

Wait, do we think SHE gave her skirt a random low bun, or is it designed that way?

Olivia Culpo in Julien Macdonald

This is from the same collection as Kate Beckinsale's from earlier, but about 40 times safer for work

Karrueche Tran and Victor Cruz

That dress is lovely, and they are very cute couple.

Coco Rocha

Those are quite the potholders on her shoulders.

Shanina Shaik

That at least looks extremely comforable, if also half-baked

Angela Sarafyan

This pink suit makes a nice change from all the pelvis that's been going around lately.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

What in the wrinkly, refried hell?

Jamie Chung in Paper London

Okay but now I'd kill for a little pelvis, just to end the plaid's reign of oppression. This is too much of a muchness, as they say.

Anna Chlumsky

KAPOW is how this feels after looking at Maggie's. I love the dress on her, but the make up and pink elf shoes are perhaps too aggressive?

Nicole Richie

I am going to miss Great News, and her on it. She was surprisingly adept on it. As Tara of Previously.tv pointed out, how can Netflix be saving Designated motherf'ing Survivor but not Great News, or -- my add here -- giving a proper finale to Last Man on Earth? NETFLIX. Use your powers more wisely!

Yara Shahidi in Prada

Dress-over-pants-under-jacket is quite an experience here. But honestly, I'm blowing past all of that and fixating on the weird fridge magnet masquerading as... what, a brooch? It's like she's part of a human treasure map or something and when you find her you simply MUST turn right.

Lee Pace and Karen Gillan

Is that chambray on Karen? I'm going to call it that and stick it in our wee denim section here, because it's close enough. She looks pretty cute. Also, did you know his middle name is Grinner? That's ever so apt.

Karlie Kloss

That's pretty unimpeachable.

Danai Gurira in Thom Browne

This, however, is completely up for impeachment. I am filing articles right now. Why would you smother her in death flowers?!?

Martha Hunt, Maria Borges

"Holy f*ck, Martha, what even is this thing?"

Fashion Week Kicked Off With A Horde of Parties

And Fug Madness entries.