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# Obviously Played, Paris Hilton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/obviously-played-paris-hilton-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-03T20:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2012-01-02T20:00:52.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

*From the Desk of Paris Hilton:*

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/fnp_tom_000266_04.jpg "Paris Hilton Goes Shopping As A Brunette (USA RIGHTS ONLY)")](https://gofugyourself.com/obviously-played-paris-hilton-01-2012/paris-hilton-goes-shopping-as-a-brunette-usa-rights-only?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"In 2012, I resolve to be more MYSTERIOUS. This will be accomplished by dark hair. I also resolve to be EVEN MORE self-promotional, which will be accomplished by wearing handbags from my Paris Hilton Handbag Line slung across my crotch at all times. Focusing on my crotch has served me well in terms of public attention in past years! Surely this will never fail!"