> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Ocean's Eleven Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oceans-eleven-premiere/ - Published: 2020-12-08T19:45:57.000Z - Updated: 2020-12-08T18:32:47.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## George Clooney ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500i-1607408220.jpg) What's going on, George? Did you run out of pomade? ## Brad Pitt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500ai-1607408180.jpg) Brad clearly didn't steal any of it. He, in fact, appears to have rubbed his head against a balloon before exiting the limo. ## Brad and Jen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270bj-1607408286.jpg) And Jen, as was the way, appears to have a pashmina that's using more soft fibers than any other garment on her body. ## Julia Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_332553g-1607408156.jpg) This is fine and unexciting -- that blouse is deeply unremarkable -- but what really gets me is seeing Julia as a brassy blonde. I know she keeps it light now, too, but I think her colorist is better. This tone doesn't suit her at all. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_332553h-1607408165.jpg) Apparently I really wanted you to dig in deep with Julia's hair color. GET CLOSE. ## Matt Damon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500n-1607408237.jpg) Matt looks like such a pipsqueak here. I feel the 19 years it's been when I look at him. (This is not an insult. It's more that I don't recall thinking of him as Young Matt Damon when I catch the movie on cable and yet he really looks like a babe in the woods here.) ## Andy Garcia and Matt Damon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373508e-1607408269.jpg) Let's face it: In real life, Andy Garcia wins against these smug twerps. ## Benicio Del Toro, Matt Damon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270dk-1607408318.jpg) "Ummmmmmmmmm, I didn't know you auditioned. I'm so sorry. Talk to George." ## Bernie Mac ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_332553bv-1607408148.jpg) Ugh, I forgot we lost him so young. He's so charming in these movies, and the man could carry the hell out of a hat. ## Barry Watson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500bc-1607408204.jpg) Sometimes I think Barry Watson was version 1.0 of Timothy Olyphant. ## Joshua Jackson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373508b-1607408253.jpg) BABY PACEY! I love seeing a man in a full wool coat, also. ## The Rock ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500at-1607408196.jpg) WELL WELL, look who brought his most sensible sweater. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_332553s-1607408173.jpg) There it is. ## Shane West and Mandy Moore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373508d-1607408261.jpg) I remember when they did A Walk To Remember, and I thought, "I cannot watch a movie where two people with the same face fall in love with each other." I stand by that. ## Jennifer Esposito ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500ar-1607408189.jpg) This is like the shirt version of Mandy's outfit. ## Holly Marie Combs and Shannen Doherty ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500j-1607408229.jpg) I believe here Shannen had just left or was about to leave Charmed. She is DEFINITELY wearing velvet pants. ## Sheryl Crow ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500be-1607408212.jpg) This entire outfit is deeply, deeply 2001\. I would not be shocked if those boots were Nine West. ## Steven Soderbergh and Jules Asner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500u-1607408246.jpg) Have he and Woody Harrelson ever been seen in the same place at the same time? ## Don Cheadle ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270av-1607408277.jpg) I love you, Don. We're watching the Marvel movies with the dudes, and the recast of Terence Howard to him in "Iron Man 2" is so good. ## Molly Sims ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270bo-1607408294.jpg) Jennifer Aniston is wearing one large scarf; Molly Sims here is wearing a thousand tiny ones all sewn together. ## Ethan Hawke ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270bs-1607408302.jpg) This was seven years after Reality Bites, and yet Troy Dyer still walked among us. ## Shaobo Quin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_6459446b-1607408325.jpg) He is so very handsome. ## Julia and David Spade ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_5133270dj-1607408310.jpg) Sidebar, I really want to know what this conversation was about. I hope she was making him quote Tommy Boy with her. ## George, with a drawing of Brad ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_6459447l-1607408332.jpg) Yes, George, it WOULD look super in your downstairs half-bath. [The Ocean's Eleven Premiere Was a George Clooney Follicular Low PointHe didn't work here then. (We didn't exist.)![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_373500i-1607408220.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-oceans-eleven-premiere-was-a-george-clooney-follicular-low-point-12-2020/)