George Clooney
What's going on, George? Did you run out of pomade?
Brad Pitt
Brad clearly didn't steal any of it. He, in fact, appears to have rubbed his head against a balloon before exiting the limo.
Brad and Jen
And Jen, as was the way, appears to have a pashmina that's using more soft fibers than any other garment on her body.
Julia Roberts
This is fine and unexciting -- that blouse is deeply unremarkable -- but what really gets me is seeing Julia as a brassy blonde. I know she keeps it light now, too, but I think her colorist is better. This tone doesn't suit her at all.
Apparently I really wanted you to dig in deep with Julia's hair color. GET CLOSE.
Matt Damon
Matt looks like such a pipsqueak here. I feel the 19 years it's been when I look at him. (This is not an insult. It's more that I don't recall thinking of him as Young Matt Damon when I catch the movie on cable and yet he really looks like a babe in the woods here.)
Andy Garcia and Matt Damon
Let's face it: In real life, Andy Garcia wins against these smug twerps.
Benicio Del Toro, Matt Damon
"Ummmmmmmmmm, I didn't know you auditioned. I'm so sorry. Talk to George."
Bernie Mac
Ugh, I forgot we lost him so young. He's so charming in these movies, and the man could carry the hell out of a hat.
Barry Watson
Sometimes I think Barry Watson was version 1.0 of Timothy Olyphant.
Joshua Jackson
BABY PACEY! I love seeing a man in a full wool coat, also.
The Rock
WELL WELL, look who brought his most sensible sweater.
There it is.
Shane West and Mandy Moore
I remember when they did A Walk To Remember, and I thought, "I cannot watch a movie where two people with the same face fall in love with each other." I stand by that.
Jennifer Esposito
This is like the shirt version of Mandy's outfit.
Holly Marie Combs and Shannen Doherty
I believe here Shannen had just left or was about to leave Charmed. She is DEFINITELY wearing velvet pants.
Sheryl Crow
This entire outfit is deeply, deeply 2001. I would not be shocked if those boots were Nine West.
Steven Soderbergh and Jules Asner
Have he and Woody Harrelson ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
Don Cheadle
I love you, Don. We're watching the Marvel movies with the dudes, and the recast of Terence Howard to him in "Iron Man 2" is so good.
Molly Sims
Jennifer Aniston is wearing one large scarf; Molly Sims here is wearing a thousand tiny ones all sewn together.
Ethan Hawke
This was seven years after Reality Bites, and yet Troy Dyer still walked among us.
Shaobo Quin
He is so very handsome.
Julia and David Spade
Sidebar, I really want to know what this conversation was about. I hope she was making him quote Tommy Boy with her.
George, with a drawing of Brad
Yes, George, it WOULD look super in your downstairs half-bath.