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Prince and Manuela Testolini

It should not surprise you that Prince wore an unusual suit. It's not JUST a suit with black and white portions. It's a suit that's designed to make it look like he has a black suit on over it, slightly crookedly. See that line of buttons there...

... and here's the other angle, ALSO with a bunch of buttons. Prince, you were full of delicious and confusing surprises. I miss you so much. The other day, I stopped and imagined Prince and Lil Nas X performing some mutual covers at the Grammys, or something, and it felt so right.

Brad Pitt

For a hot -- very temperature-hot, in fact -- second, I thought Brad was wearing a full leather suit, but then this picture turned up and you can see the delineations of his coat. It's just a really big bulky sweatbox of a leather coat, and... yeah, he looks dreamy.

Intern George and Lisa Swowdon

George has cleaned up his head-suit, by the way.

Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso

These two got married the following year. And are still going strong. Or, going, anyway. I'd like to THINK they would beat the Hollywood odds.

Don Cheadle and Bridgid Coulter

THESE two have been together since 1992. I love it. And is his tie burgundy, to, ahem, TIE in with her dress?

Catherine Zeta-Jones

She is so glamorous sometimes, it hurts.

Sharon Stone

She is so kooky sometimes, it makes my heart sing.

Tom Welling

That bow tie situation is so adorably Newly Minted WB Star.

Ginnifer Goodwin

This is... messy. Maybe Brad can loan her his coat.

Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford

Rande's suit doesn't fit, Cindy clearly went coat-shopping with Brad, and she is just... ridiculously good-looking. Her hair is so SHINY.

Eva Longoria

That's very pretty on Eva.

Heidi Klum

That's very tortured on Heidi.

Nadia Bjorlin

That's very BODACIOUS on Nadia. Maybe she figured since the movie was set in Vegas, she should hurl herself over the top.

Katie Holmes and Chris Klein

Oh, you kids. If I went back in time and told them both that in four months she'd be dating Tom Cruise and two months after THATshe'd be engaged to him, I wonder which of them would be more floored.

Bruce Willis and kids

I like imagining that all three of these ladies had three different Ocean's Twelve dreamboats they were dying to meet. The cast is certainly full of them.

Andy Garcia

It's you, Andy Garcia. It's always you.

Prince Went to the Ocean's Twelve Premiere
The year: 2004.

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