
This looks like a poorly stapled tutu.


The flip-flops with the turned-up toe are bonkers, especially for fall/winter. The rest of this is reasonable, though.








Carolyn Murphy is rocking the side-abs. Vogue said this is a nod to an older Tom Ford/Gucci dress that she wore in the 90s/

I had a flash of someone in this and me squawking, "YOU'RE AT THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS."



I BELIEVE that is Yolanda Hadid, captain of the Hadid mothership.

This would be a bad dress even if it fit properly, but it doesn't, so that makes it worse.





WOW. Dua Lipa, maybe? Megan Thee Stallion? Bebe Rexha? This is bananas.







Kaia Gerber





Those Arcteryx jackets are EXPENSIVE, parenthetically. Kevin needed a new jacket for winter and such, and had convinced himself this was a justifiable investment, and I even agreed with him, and he STILL couldn't pull the trigger.

The workmanship here is interesting. I feel like Tessa Thompson might take that to the red carpet and I'm curious how it will translate.






Ariana Grande

SHRIEK. Which probably means Cardi B.

