J.Lo in vintage Versace from 2004

That's a really pretty dress that is REALLY squeezing tight up top. It's also shockingly understated styling from her, and almost jarring to see such a BIG gown get such gentle treatment elsewhere. I don't dislike it, but it IS jarring when J.Lo of all people seems undercooked.

Brett Goldstein, Jennifer Lopez and Ol Parker

Okay, when she moves around, her boobs look crazy in this thing. Brett and Ol look fine; you know I hate the cream and white combo, but he doesn't look actively hideous or anything.

I also need to note that J.Lo's eyebrows are too light, and from a distance I thought she'd bleached them. Also, WOW, the boob pinch up close! I am slightly walking back my throaty support of the gown.

Betty Gilpin

Petition to find Betty Gilpin a MASSIVE breakout role that gets her an avalanche of other roles. She's so, so much more talented than her current fame level. What do we think? White Lotus? Is that the only way to boost your profile anymore? Actually, I kind of hope she reprises her "Oh Mary" role when that hits Los Angeles. But she can do anything, people. HIRE HER TO DO IT.

Garret Dillahunt and Michelle Hurd

Speaking of The White Lotus, Garret Dillahunt feels like he's the next widely beloved older actor in line for the Walton Goggins treatment. And then it will be HIM shilling Wal-Mart and doing horny GQ spreads.

Jodie Whitaker

I appreciate Jodie for trying to spice this up with curious accessories. My eyes keep tricking me into thinking the pink part of her shoe is her toes in VERY thick tights.

Tony Hale

He is a taupe delight.

Luke Tennie

He's just out here supporting his Shrinking boss, looking dapper, and making me think about whether his shirt should be white. The usual.

Mary Wiseman

Okay, and she is NOT Redheaded Friend in Shrinking -- I looked it up -- but she COULD be her stunt double. She busted out cute metallics and a big bold lipstick, two things I love.

Mo Welch

I'm not mad at it, but... well, I might be a LITTLE mad at it, just because the hot blue shoes belong with a different outfit.

Amy Sedaris

This is exactly right. Her brand is strong.

Carlacia Grant

This is cute. These Outer Banks actors must be so excited to get out in the world and dress up, because they're so messy on the actual show.

Jackie and Adam Sandler

This just looks like a woman dragging her recalcitrant teen to her work party.

Mae Martin

Mae looks... exactly like Mae. They were at the Survivor finale, I think -- are they dating Parvati again?

Natalie Ortega

I assume she's in costume as J.Lo at the beach.

There was a rumor these two were going to try the promotional flirtmance, but I don't think they really did. However, they DO look like they're waving from a palace balcony after their wedding.

J.Lo Gets Into an Office Romance With Brett Goldstein

Fictionally. OR IS IT. (It is.)(Is it?)