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# Oh, Ariel Winter. SO CLOSE.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oh-ariel-winter-so-close-11-2018/
- Published: 2018-11-30T15:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2018-11-30T02:02:56.000Z
- Description: And yet.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Dearest Ariel: Let's start with the good news. That's a reasonable dress. It's a bit tight; it'd be better in a thicker material, a tad looser, and in a darker color so that I'm not QUITE so worried that I can see nether-ish things. But. My sweet child, the current season is RIGHT THERE IN YOUR NAME. Look at the man next to you. He is in a down vest AND a coat AND a scarf AND a hat. You are in a glorified t-shirt and stockings that quit before they grew up into nylons. Let a coat and boots be your salvation. You won't be sorry.

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