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# Oh Boy, Heidi Klum Has Arrived in Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oh-boy-heidi-klum-has-arrived-in-cannes-05-2023/
- Published: 2023-05-25T16:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2023-05-26T17:36:23.000Z
- Description: EXUBERANTLY.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cannes, Cannes 2023, Elie Saab, Nicolas Jebran, Viktor & Rolf, Vivienne Westwood, Zuhair Murad, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22, Petra Nemcova

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I saw a story online about this dress that said Heidi Klum miraculously avoided a wardrobe malfunction, and I am here to tell you that she did NOT, in fact, entirely avoid it. The lost 11th commandment, as transcribed by Moses and then dropped because that shit's heavy, said, "Thou shalt not wave thine arms in the air as if thou doth not care, when thy clothes care *very very much*."

###### \[Photos: David Fisher, Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock, JP PARIENTE/SIPA/Shutterstock, KRISTY SPAROW/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock, GUILLAUME HORCAJUELO/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock\]