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# Oh, Emma Roberts.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oh-emma-roberts-04-2019/
- Published: 2019-04-04T20:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-04T06:36:52.000Z
- Description: Sigh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Unless the invitation to this event said, "We cordially invite you to a party in which the guest of honor will be dressed like Eva Green at Coachella, but may burn her hair with a flatiron with ten minutes to go and then shove it up into a cranial nubbin," then methinks Emma missed the mark.

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