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# Your Afternoon Outlander Reference: Oh, Laoghaire
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oh-laoghaire-02-2022/
- Published: 2022-02-08T21:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2022-02-08T06:55:12.000Z
- Description: A dumb ode to a navel dress.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

O sing me a soooong  
Of a lass that is coooold  
Say, could that lass be Nell?

In London, so bold,  
Her navel in frame,  
Winter be damned to hell.

Warm enough to be  
In stretch-cotton? PLEASE.  
And with her legs exposed?

Yes, you're inside,  
But it's January, child!  
Please don't freeze off your toes.

Sing me a sooooong  
Of a lass that is coooold  
Say, could that lass be Nell?

This wants to be sleek,  
But navels aren't chic.  
Dropppp it down the Downtonnn wellllll.