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# Oh No, Eva Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oh-no-eva-longoria-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-25T16:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-25T01:39:34.000Z
- Description: WHAT IS SHE THINKING.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, Cannes 2017, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

EVA JACQUELINE LONGORIA. You turn around right now and go upstairs and change. I am not kidding. You are *not* leaving the house like this. Do you want to lose all your screen time for the rest of the year? Phone privileges? Your *car*? I didn't think so. Go back to your room and don't come back downstairs until you've found something to wear that doesn't look like it's just remnants from a notions sale at Joann's Fabric tacked to an old pair of L'Eggs. This is *not* a discussion.

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