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# Ohhhhhhhh Chrissy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ohhhhhhhh-chrissy-08-2019/
- Published: 2019-08-19T14:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2019-08-18T06:44:26.000Z
- Description: I like you more than this outfit does.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Scrolldown Fug, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Chrissy Teigen is doing a line of sunglasses with Quay, and I really wish she'd worn them for this photo, because then we might have something to discuss beyond the scrolldown:

[Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1168319236?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) 

I appreciate being competitive, but in the race to see whether her feet or her crotch chafe first, there are no winners.