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# Okay, I Know It's a Pandemic, But That's No Reason To Start Rolling Our Waistbands Again
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/okay-i-know-its-a-pandemic-but-thats-no-reason-to-start-rolling-our-waistbands-again-08-2020/
- Published: 2020-08-13T17:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2020-08-13T03:27:34.000Z
- Description: Just no, Bella.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

Bella. Please. No. Rolling your waistband is the sole province of high-school kids trying to hoik their uniform kilts to gynecological levels. It cannot stand as an actual trend. Just buy your size or keep shopping, friend. It's a PANdemic, not a PANTSdemic.

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