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# Olivia Colman Finds Herself In A Cape Situation
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/olivia-colman-is-in-a-cape-situation-10-2022/
- Published: 2022-10-13T16:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2022-10-12T23:48:40.000Z
- Description: With a corresponding boob situation.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

In which we find out what would transpire if Olivia Colman called up her stylist and said, "find me something that looks BOOBILY PERILOUS but it's actually a chestular chandelier!" As one so often does. (FWIW, both "Boobily Perilous" and "Chestular Chandelier" are names of characters in a soap opera I'm writing. They are -- obviously -- arch enemies and also identical twins.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13459386i-1665606586-scaled.jpg "'Empire of Light' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Festival, UK - 12 Oct 2022")

Unlike Boobily and Chestular's attempts to take over each other's businesses (an oil rig and a shampoo empire, respectively,) this look is not disastrous or anything -- I love anything with a cape, Edna Mode be damned! -- but it IS a bit silly. It might have worked better if the top of the black bodice was straight across, and not a sweetheart neckline. What do you think?

###### \[Photos: James Gillham/Shutterstock, David Fisher/Shutterstock\]