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# Olivia Is Munnderwhelming at the VMAs in Nicolas Jebran
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/olivia-is-munnderwhelming-at-the-vmas-in-nicolas-jebran-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-28T17:30:23.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-29T02:49:02.000Z
- Description: Zing.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, fugs, WTF, 2017 VMAs, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This dress is confusing. It wants me to stare at her cleavage, and at her pubis, and at the creepy cartoon stitched to her chest of an angel sitting on a heart-shaped toilet in the woods or something. I wish she'd just turned this into a throw pillow and shopped elsewhere.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/08/GettyImages-839987618-1503892741.jpg "2017 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

However, once again, her lipstick is *amazing*. She's very good at giving me the complimentary but: "I cannot deal with her outfit *but*..." so that the post ends on an up note. I'm onto your game, Olivia. Next time I'll talk about your lipstick FIRST.

\[Photos: Getty\]