Queen Elizabeth
"Maybe We'll take a dip."
Queen Elizabeth II Visits Olympic Park
"Nah, We don't want to ruin our hair." This photo, per Getty Images, was snapped when Her Madj met " one of the taller members of the Great Britain team." I wonder what he thought about the top of her charming hat.
Wills, Kate, and Harry at the Opening Ceremony
"Is this an interpretive dance about the National Health Service?"
"They SHOULD have done an interpretive dance about my hair."
Charlene and Albert, Day One
"They've already done an interpretive dance about me. It's called Rapunzel. Get it? Because it's like I'm locked in a tower....? An EMOTIONAL tower? ...Yeah, I know I don't have the right hair for that metaphor. But the shorter hair is cute, right? And so is my bag? Do you think if I hide in the basement of Buckingham Palace, they'll let me stay here? I feel like Harry would let me stay. Right? Right, Harry? HARRY, CALL ME."
Princess Charlene at Olympics Day 2 - Swimming.
"I can't believe he hasn't called me yet."
Olympics Day 2 - Equestrian. Princess Anne and Prince Philip
These two, on the other hand, are having the BEST time watching Zara Phillips compete in dressage. I love how sensible Anne looks -- rightly, as she is the President of the British Olympic committee and a member of the IOC. But there is literally no vanity in that outfit. I feel like I last saw those sunglasses on Friday Night Lights'sCoach Taylor and while Coach Taylor is an essentially perfect male specimen, his one fatal flaw is that he has terrible taste in sunglasses. Prince Philip, on the other hand, could not look more dashing and appropriate in that hat.
Princess Anne at Archery
"Leave a girl alone, will you? I'm watching archery and I have to concentrate if I don't want to get impaled over here."