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# Olympically Played, Royal Family
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/olympically-played-royal-family/
- Published: 2012-08-08T15:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-08T04:28:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Wills, Kate, and Harry

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/149865337.jpg)

Harry is, you will note, wearing Jamaican colors to root on Usain Bolt, whom he obviously loves, given both [these boyish shenanigans](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/9127378/Usain-Bolt-misses-the-Royal-low-five-after-Prince-Harry-sprints-to-victory.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and the fact that he [owns a racehorse named Usain Colt](https://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/136566?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I like the idea of Harry plotting ways that he and Bolt can become best friends.

## Kate

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149906956.jpg)

"Hey, England! I'm on a boat!"

## Kate and Ben Ainslie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149908859.jpg)

Ben Ainslie is a super successful British competitive sailor and totally cute. He is somewhat Wills-esque, which is -- I assume -- exactly what they're discussing here.

## Kate

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149924171.jpg)

I wish those skinny jeans (??) didn't look so much like leggings, but I do love her kicks.

## Princess Anne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149941131.jpg)

Over to the track, where Team GB's medal haul has made even Princess Anne as giddy as a fourteen year old girl trapped in an elevator with the boy's swim team.

## Eugenie, Fergs, Beatrice

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149934738.jpg)

Ever since Commenter Kristina noted that she thinks of the princesses as "Betty and Yooj," so do I. I like to think that this entire event was just chockablock with Fergie wondering if being let out to go to a cycling event means that the Queen is about to re-embrace her, and does Kate ever mention her, and do you think it's a good idea if she and Andrew get back together, and what's Harry up to lately, and Betty and Yooj just keep "hmmmmmMMMMM"ing her absently.

## Betty

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149935449.jpg)

"That spandex leaves nothing to the imagination. Nothing."

## Yooj, Fergs, Betty

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/82048PCN_York10.jpg)

I really do think Eugenie is looking so cute with that short hair. But I really just plonked this in there to show you that they've ALSO let the Princesses' boyfriends come out. Yooj is sitting with hers, Jack Brooksbank, and Betty's with hers, Dave Clark. The always resourceful [Daily Mail tells me that Jack is a bartender, which I'm sure is thrilling to the Queen. Apparently, ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1301150/Barman-Jack-perfect-tonic-Princess-Eugenie.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[Betty has been dating her boyfriend for AGES and his father is AN AMERICAN](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-406648/Matchmaker-Prince-William-sets-cousin-Beatrice.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). That will NEVER DO. Although it will do better than her last boyfriend. Again, according to the always measured and reasoned Daily Mail, Betty's previous boyfriend "Italian American Paolo Liuzzo, was once convicted of affray following a college fight in which a fellow student died. They split up after it emerged earlier this year that Liuzzo breached bail conditions by joining her on a Swiss holiday."

I am sincerely interested to see who these girls end up marrying eventually. Because Kate has worked out super aces, but there's a long road between Kate Middleton and AN AMERICAN.

That being said, I know a lot of Americans who would be willing to marry into the Royal Family. A lot of them are reading this right now.

## Prince Harry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149939324.jpg)

I just provided this in case you want to paste your face into the body of the man hugging Harry. You'll have man hands, but that's a small price to pay. (Especially if you ARE a man.)

## More Harry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/149939281.jpg)

EXACTLY.

## Prince Harry and Anne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/120807H2_HARRY_B-GR_01.jpg)

Princess Anne would like all of us -- including Harry -- to get a grip. Or she's lovingly caressing the check of her nephew. You know. One or the other.

[Olympically Played, Royal FamilyIn which they let Fergie out of Andrew's basement. (You can not convince me that those two don't still have Something Going On, btw. I have Theories.)  ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/149865337.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/olympically-played-royal-family-08-2012/)