Zendaya in Louis Vuitton

This is slinky and pretty and also -- as far as I'm concerned -- totally something she told them to keep simple so that they wouldn't mess anything up. Good news. They didn't.

Charlize Theron

Charlize looks exactly as you might expect. If it's not black, it's probably in the white family. Short skirt, strappy shoes. She does what she does very well.

Snoop

Hear me out: This would be better if it weren't two different textures.

Rosalia in Dior

Hear me out: This would be better if it hadn't been kept uncovered in an attic for 35 years.

Jeremy Allen White

Are he and Rosalia still dating (or whatever it is they're officially doing)? They didn't pose together, but that seems like a decent explanation for them both BEING there, although I like to imagine JAW being like, "I CANNOT MISS OLYMPIC SCULLS!!!!"

Omar Sy in Louis Vuitton

He is so handsome. TOO handsome to wear a jacket that does not appear to fit.

Emma Chamberlain

I assume that's also LV, but I don't know for sure. It's slick. She looks very professional.

Judd Apatow

He looks nice. No idea why he's there. Again, maybe this is just open to famous megafans.

Nastia Liukin

Nastia is wearing the same color as her medal.

Meadow Walker

The role of the silver medal is being played by Meadow Walker.

Ashlyn Harris and Sophia Bush, both in Christian Siriano

And I guess Ashlyn Harris is playing Bronze. They are two very attractive people who look, indeed, very attractive. I also absolutely guessed that they would attend this. I feel like they're gonna be the "come to the opening of an envelope" couple. (I do not wish them ill, but I do eyeroll something in every article they participate in about themselves. I can't help it.)

Agathe Teyssier, Tony Parker

Is this quite the night for visible nipple shields?

Gina Alice Redlinger and Lang Lang

They are a couple of, and a coupling of, piano prodigies. Classical music gossips, this is your moment! Lay it on us. She looks phenomenal.

Alan Cumming

Ooooh, do we think he added facial hair to his Traitors wardrobe this season?!? He's been filming it, I believe.

Sherman Williams Meloni and Christopher Meloni

Sure! Someone's gotta maintain law and order.

Elizabeth Banks

Did she... win a prize?

Cindy Bruna in Kenzo

She is SO pretty, and I don't dislike this as much as you might assume I would.

Serena Williams in LV

Her luggage got lost and so she borrowed this from a flight attendant. ... I'm kidding. AM I?

Angel Reese

She ALSO looks like she's the lead attendant on Louis Vuitton airlines. This is very boring. It's like... minimal effort from LV.

Eileen Gu

This might actually be the Air Hostess section.

Naomi Osaka

Naomi was very polite to accept delivery of this.

LeBron James

This seems fine!

Aly Raisman

This could use lipstick, stat.

Lashana Lynch

I am NOT into that purse with this bag. Someone just get her a black or white LV bag!!

Shaun White and Nina Dobrev

They look very posh.

The Djokovics

I can't enjoy that big whining whiner but he looks fine.

Lindsey Vonn

I do not care for the seams on this.

Yvonne Orji

I might not have done a pale silvery cape with gold jewelry, BUT maybe they only look weird because of how the light hits the cape? It's discordant here for me, though.

John Mulaney

Is he a noted Olympics aficionado? His suit is like... Iridescent Milky Tea.

Ian Thorpe

The Thorpedo!! I am not as on top of swimming rivalries as I used to be. Are there any strong ones? Who am I rooting for or against?!?

Pharrell

His jacket is nice! I'm sure that would be a relief to him, as I suspect he designed it. (He's running LV men, still.)

The Olympics Got Zendaya to Wear Louis Vuitton Again

Honestly, it might do it for me, too.