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# OMG This Outfit on Poppy Delevingne is NOT GOOD.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/omg-this-outfit-on-poppy-delevingne-is-not-good-02-2018/
- Published: 2018-02-08T18:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-31T04:04:11.000Z
- Description: I just decided to be direct about it.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, Dundas, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

"Here's what I'm thinking, babe. A totally sheer lace mini that also has, like, a *zing* of *Dangerous Liaisons* to it -- you know what I mean? And like, the only thing covering your nipples is a randomly place bit of trim! Like a notions store hosted a burlesque show!"

"And, like, granny panties underneath, I assume?"

"NO. No! THAT'S the genius bit. You're gonna wrap a giant curtain around your hips and when I say 'giant,' I mean *giant.* You'll have a TRAIN. It's gonna be 1984 Bic Highlighter Chartreuse and it's gonna be *so very."*

"Yeah. It sounds very *something."*

"Just trust me, babe. Listen. PEOPLE WILL TALK."

###### \[Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock\]