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I get what she was going for her, but there is no way that I was ever going to like this. The bodice looks like a molar; the pants, I will accept if and only if she is planning to do a tap dance routine devoted to the trope of the 30s musical ingenue who is Disguised As a Boy for some kind of misguided romantical purposes. Actually, I will forgive her for any fashion misstep ever if we can get K Stew in a tap-dance movie.

Pointing

She DOES have a history of sassily pointing at things whilst on the red carpet, and I thought this particular point was giving me the finger. Which, let's be honest, I probably deserve. For something.

AFI FEST 2012 Presented By Audi - "On The Road" Premiere - Arrivals

I do enjoy both a smokey eye, and how Doubtful she looks here. I have to admit, I got SO annoyed at how much crap she got for the Rupert Sanders thing, when he - the one who was actually married, with kids, and certainly old enough to know better -- hardly got any crap at all, that I think I am now basically on K Stew's side in, like, life. I mean, don't cheat, y'all -- and being The Other Woman is unseemly at best -- but also be even-handed in your outrage. (Yes, I know that has all blown over; I just needed to get that out. Again.)

AFI FEST 2012 Presented By Audi - "On The Road" Premiere - Arrivals

"And I was like, 'be evenhanded in your outrage, damn!' Also, what do you think of that back of my molar-bodice?"

On Fug Road
Okay, but I do love her make-up.

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