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# On The Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/on-the-fug-2-gallery/
- Published: 2013-03-27T19:10:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-27T19:10:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## J.Lo and Billy Ray Cyrus

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"Lovers, I did wonder when Ben started wearing embroidered coats, although SHHH, when we were together he got embroidered hair so anything is possible.*Argo* break yourself, Billy Ray Whatsit."

## Jennifer Lopez

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"Lovers, I almost did not talk to you today, because you made that other J person beat me in that Lopez Madness contest or whatever, and I almost had to feed you to Marc. And also *la primera* rule about Celebrity Fight Night is that we don't talk about Celebrity Fight Night, because, shh, nobody actually knows what it is. But we need to laugh together at how brilliant *yo soy*. Because you THINK I am wearing a dress over a bathing suit so that I can rip it off and carry around a little card that says ROUND *CUATRO*, but NO. It is a TRICK! HA HA HA HA. No one is even fighting! I think! I do not know. The check cleared and I had to use it to ship Marc some of his heavier coffins because *dios mio* he is SUCH a DIVA about where he hides with his kill."

## Jennifer Lopez

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"Lovers, I was even HONORED at this event. I do not know why -- maybe because I was so strong and never once punched out Aeroslug when we were on that silly TV show together? I do not know. But lovers, when I am the guest of honor, you get your money's worth. You get feathers and a cane and a cape. You get LOPEZED. When -- WHEN, not IF, lovers -- they make a Muppet of me, it will look like this."

## Jennifer Lopez

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"And then I put on a catsuit and a skirt I could rip off -- lovers, in life, there should BE no skirts that cannot be ripped off -- and sang a *muy* tender duet with Andrea Bocelli, and lovers, he refused to look at me or even take off his sunglasses. It SPECIFICALLY says in my paperwork, 'Ms. Lopez requires that all performers look at her and take off their sunglasses because you cannot drink in the Yes if the bar is closed.' But then Reba McEntire told me afterward that Andrea Bocelli is blind and, ay, lovers, did I feel silly! I spent ten minutes apologizing to myself for doubting my own YESness."

## Jennifer Lopez

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"It was *estupida* of me, lovers. LOOK AT THIS. How could I doubt this? I am a ladder of glam from Earth to *Dios* and of COURSE everyone wants to climb me."

[On The Fug"HOLA LOVERS. You will not believe this. Tres horas. TRES. That is how long I talked to him about Argo and Oscars and my hotel room number and how I am available to act in things right now and also does he maybe need to get a divorce. Eschuchanme: I do not care if your heart is achy-breaky. If you look like this and you are not Ben Affleck, YOU NEED TO WEAR A SIGN, LOVERS. Is that a law? IT WILL BE." \[Photo: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/164460641.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/on-the-fug-2/)