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# On The Imaginary Cannes Scoreboard, Aishwarya Rai Is Totally Winning
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/on-the-imaginary-cannes-scoreboard-aishwarya-rai-is-totally-winning-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-22T13:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-22T03:00:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, Cannes 2017, Michael Cinco, Ralph & Russo, Yanina, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is 43\. If I want to do 43 this well, I have some work and no small amount of witchcraft to do.

She also, in addition to these marvels, deployed a colorful Yanina Couture gown that might be the only one from that designer I've ever loved:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BURlyltjZ6f/?taken-by=aishwaryaraiforever&hl=en

It's adorable and perfect for Cannes: big, cheerful, loud, and on the exact person who can make it stop traffic.

\[Photos: Getty, WENN, Backgrid\]