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# On The Nose: Kim Kardashian
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/on-the-nose-kim-kardashian-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-31T16:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:37:26.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, Various Kardashians, bridal, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

KIM: So is this enough?

KRIS: White gown, check.

KIM: Disgustingly ostentatious engagement ring, the likes of which belong only on the finger of one Miss Elizabeth Taylor, may she rest in peace with a crate of the finest champagne, check.

KRIS: Symbolically celebratory flute of champagne, check. We're good!

KIM: So you think I was right to leave the bouquet and veil in the hotel?

KRIS: I think so.

KIM: You're SURE everyone knows we're engaged, right?

KRIS: Well, we made the cover of *People* like two seconds after it happened.

KIM: YES, KRIS. THAT was a MIRACLE of TIMING. HOW DID THEY KNOW?

KRIS: Well, because we invited them over and swore them to secr ---

KIM: KRIS.

KRIS: I mean, yes. A miracle. We are truly blessed. Our love is powerful. It's way powerfuler than Khloe or the other one's. Mrs Douchelord's.

KIM: Kourtney.

KRIS: Yes.

KIM: And our wedding will be a festival of love to behold.

KRIS: A TELEVISED festival of love to behold. CHECK.

KIM: You DO understand me.

KRIS: I do. I really do. Come on, Bride Lady, let's go find some rice to throw at people.