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# On This, The Eve of Jesus's Birth, Let's Look At This Vagina Arms Sweater I Forgot To Post Last Month
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/on-this-the-eve-of-jesuss-birth-lets-look-at-this-vagina-arms-sweater-i-forgot-to-post-last-month-12-2020/
- Published: 2020-12-24T17:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2020-12-23T22:03:14.000Z
- Description: Because why NOT.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

I gave away all my secrets in the headline. But one afternoon while I was working, I was watching a soap on the channel that also airs Kelly Clarkson's talk show, and so one rolled right into the other. I love Kelly, and she opens every episode with a cover song, so of course I wasn't going to turn it off. And then it rolled on and on and on... and suddenly I looked up and she was talking to Natalie Portman and the two pink crannies on her shoulders. And it's silly and juvenile, but in this chest-up Zoom world, everything feels bigger and more obvious, and that went double for the slits on her pits. Thank you for the unexpected comedy, Natalie.

###### \[Photo: Kelly Clarkson Show/YouTube\]