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# "Once Upon a Mattress" Opens on Broadway
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/once-upon-a-mattress-opens-on-broadway-08-2024/
- Published: 2024-08-13T15:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2024-08-12T23:06:59.000Z
- Description: And we've got UNEXPECTED SHORTS.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27, Michael Urie

Cue everyone noting that their high school did this play once. (My high school did in fact perform this play my sophomore year.) And cue at least 65% of people wondering if they need a white shorts suit with a floral accent for an upcoming late-summer event. The answer to that one, I can tell you definitely, is *maybe.*

(I assume you already have a little black dress.)

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