Chase Infiniti, Leonardo DiCaprio and Teyana Taylor
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: (L-R) Chase Infiniti, Leonardo DiCaprio ands Teyana Taylor attend the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
This makes me laugh because everyone seems like they're pretending Leo isn't even there, INCLUDING Leo himself.
Chase Infiniti in Iris Van Herpen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Chase Infiniti attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
This fantastic dress IS worthy of a close-up look, I get what Teyana is doing!
Teyana Taylor in Oude Waag
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Teyana Taylor attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
She looks exceptional in something that is also objectively bonkers. That might be a Skimms Neck Wattle Trainer, for all I know.
Naomi Campbell
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Naomi Campbell attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
Naomi, of course, looks great. I especially appreciate that the framing of this photo makes it seem like it was shot in her private succulent garden.
Leonardo DiCaprio
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Leonardo DiCaprio attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
Honestly, this is absolutely reasonable and totally fine. I wish someone had risked life and limb to talk him into even a tiny lapel pin.
Benicio del Toro
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Benicio del Toro attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
Also reasonable and maybe also a little boring.
Maya Rudolph
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Maya Rudolph attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
Honestly, Maya, I expected something kookier from you.
Joel Edgerton
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Joel Edgerton attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
"Hey, so, I REALLY fell into The Gap."
Sabrina Elba
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Sabrina Elba attends the "One Battle After Another" Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
She looks great here. So elegant.
Sean Penn
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Sean Penn attends the London Premiere of "One Battle After Another" at Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images for Warner Bros. Pictures)
