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# One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/one-night-in-fuggis-paris-hilton-10-2014/
- Published: 2014-10-22T21:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-23T04:47:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

IT says a lot about these pants that I didn't even NOTICE at first that Paris's dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

[![Paris Hilton](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/paris-hilton-ffn_hilton_nicky_paris_teach_102014_51563768.xml "Paris Hilton")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/10/paris-hilton-FFN%5FHilton%5FNicky%5FParis%5FTEACH%5F102014%5F51563768.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I didn't even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they're those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren't the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris's way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can't she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

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