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Da'Vine Joy Randolph in custom Louis Vuitton

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Da'Vine Joy Randolph attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

She came to win, and she did, and I'm thrilled for her. This is Old Hollywood glamour. My only quibble is why the skirt seems to turn... if not sheer, more translucent than the top. Am I staring at the lines of her shapewear? Should I be staring at ANYTHING in that region? I say nay.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Da'Vine Joy Randolph attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

I love this full shot that also includes the hands of her train-wrangler. The unsung heroes!!

Lily Gladstone in Gucci with Joe Big Mountain

Lily Gladstone at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

This is perfect. She is making me love blue and black together; the richness of the blues and the intricate quillwork -- an Indigenous technique for "textile embellishment," per Wikipedia -- make it sing, as well as the art in the way it was styled. Her jewelry, her hair, her makeup... it's all perfect.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Lily Gladstone attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Joe Big Mountain is an Indigenous artisan -- Mohawk, Cree, and Comanche -- known for quillwork jewelry. He and his wife, Sunshine, worked with Gucci in Italy to create a gown that paid tribute to that by folding in quillwork. The whole piece at Vogue about it is fantastic and detailed.

Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton

Emma Stone at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

Well, look. I don't love it. I did at least appreciate that the peplum really held its shape and didn't flop, but from there down, it IS kind of a flop.

Emma Stone accepts the Lead Actress award for "Poor Things" onstage at the 96th Annual Oscars held at Dolby Theatre on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Polk/Variety via Getty Images)

This is the face of a conflicted woman! I think she and Lily truly have become friends and that this was really hard for both of them.

Michelle Yeoh, Sally Field and Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma

Hollywood, CA - March 10: Best Actress winner Emma Stone, surrounded by presenters Michelle Yeoh, Sally Field and Jennifer Lawrence back stage during the the 96th Annual Academy Awards in Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, CA, Sunday, March 10, 2024. (Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

This is totally Sally Field stepping in and being her grandma, right? Aw. I thought this was lovely. And you know Sally Field gives GREAT pep talks. (Also, I am not trying to imply that this is all about Emma, or that Emma made it about Emma; the cameras just captured more of this side of it.)

Lupita in Armani

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Lupita Nyong'o attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

This was originally made for her in 2020, and I assume the unspoken is, "But then, COVID." So she wore it here, on the 10th anniversary of her Oscars win for 12 Years a Slave, and on a night when she presented to a new Best Supporting Actress who -- coincidentally -- wore the same color. She chose it because it lightly echoes the dress she wore in 2014.

with Joseph Quinn

Hollywood, CA - March 10: Lupita Nyong'o and Joseph Quinn arriving on the red carpet at the 96th Annual Academy Awards in Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, CA, Sunday, March 10, 2024. (Christina House / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

I would not have expected to like a feather half-peplum? But it's glam on her. And although this looks like a rom-com in the making, she is with Joseph Quinn not because they are dating but because they're in the Quiet Place prequel together. Or, because they are friends, which itself is likely because of the prequel. Anyway! Pacey is still in the game.

Ava DuVernay

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Ava DuVernay attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images)

This color was really popular, and NONE of the E! commentators knew what to call it, and at one point somebody referred to Lupita's as seafoam? NO. IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT. Ava looks gorgeous, and as much as they are the lone design detail, I'm not sure it even needed the belt straps.

Taylor Zakhar Perez in Prada

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Taylor Zakhar Perez attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Sarah Morris/WireImage)

I decided I like the black around the back of the collar because it makes the shirt and tie feel that much more relevant. It's sharp!

Hailee Steinfeld in Elie Saab

Hailee Steinfeld at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

This is another one they couldn't figure out, and someone concluded it's pistachio. HARD PASS on that assessment. I'm not sure what color it IS? I'm sure I'd use like 40 words for it. "Dusky lightish-green-blue." Does it need to sit higher? Where it is, she sort of looks like she should be emerging from a giant seashell.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Hailee Steinfeld attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

Here are the back/cuff logistics.

Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Cynthia Erivo attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

Okay, I love this. She and Ariana Grande each wore tributes to their Wicked characters, and this was VERY successful. It plays well on its own even if you don't know what the inspiration was, whereas Ariana's -- which will come later today! -- ONLY works if you know she's being Glinda. (And even then...?)(We'll get there.)

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Cynthia Erivo attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

I just love the shape of it on her. Not everyone could carry it.

Issa Rae in AMI Paris

Issa Rae at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

I bet this really works in person. I can't decide, in photos, if the mix of textures works, and I am not sure the mix of colors entirely does either -- and THAT might actually be why I'm wondering about the texture. It's too much that doesn't blend.

Issa Rae in AMI Paris

Issa Rae at the 96th Annual Oscars held at Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)

Also, this is the best photo I could get that shows the green of the skirt. The top ALSO looked green in some pictures, but more forest-y. It certainly fits her well, and she is Issa Rae, so... still a babe.

Alexandra Hedison, and Jodie Foster in Loewe

Alexandra Hedison and Jodie Foster at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

All of this is excellent. What an understated look from Loewe -- they obviously took Jodie as the wearer very seriously, because she is not a wackadoo fashionista.

William Belleau

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: William Belleau attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Sarah Morris/WireImage)

Truly super.

Teo Yoo

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: Teo Yoo attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/Getty Images)

Hello, sir. Please stay awhile on our shores.

Brendan Fraser, Jeanne Moore

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: (L-R) Brendan Fraser and Jeanne Moore attend the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

I bet it's a thousand times more exciting to be there when you're not the one nominated.

Annette Bening

Annette Bening at the 96th Annual Oscars held at at the Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

Sh elooks like THE grooviest grandmother. This is like a new-look Dorothy Zbornak. Also, I hope Warren is okay. He's, what, 86 now?

Yancey Red Corn

Yancey Red Corn at the 96th Annual Oscars held at Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto Rodriguez/Variety via Getty Images)

I feel extremely privileged that these Indigenous actors and artists are sharing their fashions and traditions with us.

Annette Bening, Emma Stone, Lily Gladstone

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 10: (L-R) Annette Bening, Emma Stone, and Lily Gladstone embrace in the audience during the 96th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

I thought this was the right note on which to end.

It Was a Bittersweet Night For The Ladies in Blue and Green
Da'Vine won, Lily lost, Emma won.

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