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# Oscar Fine Carpet: Selena Gomez/Fuggish Carpet, Justin Bieber
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fine-carpet-selena-gomezfuggish-carpet-justin-bieber-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-02T15:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, Man Fugs, Photos, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, red, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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JUSTIN BIEBER: Come, my darling. Let's show the world that you're my baby, baby, baby, OOOOH.

SELENA GOMEZ: Sure, kid -- I mean, Justin, my dearest love.

THE BIEB: I can't wait to debut our passion to the world. I wore my very best shiny jeans for the occasion.

SELENA: Yes, you sure did.

THE BIEB: They reflect the depth of my glowing ardor for you. Specifically, that I am warm for your form.

SELENA: Great.

THE BIEB: And you wore red, which means PASSION. Get ready for the engagement rumors!

SELENA: Oh, God. I wish I'd worn, like, a giant tube sock instead, so people would be talking about something else.

THE BIEB: What's that, my tasty Biebette?

SELENA: Um, love you, uh, honey. Kiss kiss.