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# Oscar Fug Carpet: A Cavalcade of Models
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-carpet-a-cavalcade-of-models-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T14:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-carpet-a-cavalcade-of-models/)

In which I groan about the *Sports Illustrated* swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova's face.

\[Photos: Getty\]