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# Oscar Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani, But With Bonus YAY
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-carpet-gwen-stefani-but-with-bonus-yay-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T18:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I know a lot of people think certain fuggery is sacred, but I generally don't -- I mean, MAYBE Joan Collins, at this point, but not Kate Moss, not Helena Bonham Carter, not even SWINTON. And definitely not Gwen Stefani. Especially not now:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140037173.jpg "Gwen Stefani")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fug-carpet-gwen-stefani-but-with-bonus-yay-02-2012/20th-annual-elton-john-aids-foundation-academy-awards-viewing-party-inside-8?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This looks like a video game about surgery.

Oh, and in case you wanted me to put my money where my mouth is:

[](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fug-carpet-gwen-stefani-but-with-bonus-yay-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-29?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Bejeweled epaulets are my Collins Kryptonite. Yep, she gets a lifetime pass. I am buying her a glass of champagne RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately I don't know her, so I will have to sacrifice myself and drink it for her, too. I'm so selfless.

\[Photos: Getty\]