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# Oscar Fug Carpet: Princess Charlene
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-carpet-princess-charlene/
- Published: 2012-02-28T15:30:32.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:37.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Prince and the Prisoner

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140011288.jpg)

Prince Albert: I'M AT THE OSCARS FOR SOME UNFORESEEN REASON! Look at all these BREASTS.

Princess Charlene: I hate my life. I should have run when I could have. I know they confiscated my passport before the wedding, but I could have WALKED over the border. They did it in *The Sound of Music*. CAPTAIN VON TRAPP IS RIGHT THERE. I wonder if he can escort me to a hidden safe house somewhere in the Valley....

## 84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140013254.jpg)

Princess Charlene: He's right THERE. HELP ME, CAPTAIN VON TRAPP. HELP ME.

## 84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140013903.jpg)

Princess Charlene: At least the back of my dress is pretty. Now if I can just shake this guy and get the hell out of here....

[Oscar Fug Carpet: Princess CharleneOr, as I'm privately referring to her lately, "Princess Prisoner." Seriously, no one looked more miserable at the Oscars than she did.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140011288.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-carpet-princess-charlene-02-2012/)