Elizabeth Olsen

There's just a lot of random STUFF on that skirt. How about a ring of ruffles? Sure! How about another one? Why not! How about some shiny bits, or a leather strip? Okay! Should we hurl another ruffle thing at it? Okay, but don't make them all equidistant! And what if part of it were see-through? BOO-YA!

Elizabeth Olsen

I wish I had found a photo of what this looks like without the coat. Unless that ISN'T a coat, but... it has to be, right? The whole affair looks like someone's frowzy royal relative, who is about to get yelled at by Queen Elizabeth for leaving her lid in the car.

Elizabeth Olsen

This is kind of cool, though -- maybe a bit MORE formal than I usually associate with the Independent Spirit Awards, but the ornateness of the top gets a little more casual because it's blousy. And she's so happy!

Elizabeth Olsen

The back is a little like an aggressive sea creature copping a feel, but whatever. I don't know her life. Maybe she's into that.

Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Elizabeth Olsen

I like the idea of the top, and I thought I liked where the skirt was going, but then it became... less. Like when you're driving on the I-10 and you see signs for THE THING? starting about a hundred miles out, and you know its going to be cheesy but you're still pretty sure it's going to be AWESOME cheesy, and then you finally get there and THE THING? is just a mummy that might not even be real, stashed in some dude's junk shed full of other tchotchkes, and suddenly you're a dollar poorer and three bags of Combos fatter (because you had to buy something in the convenience store so that people didn't think you ONLY came for THE THING?). This skirt is the shed in that scenario. Which I guess makes Elizabeth the mummy we want to see, and might even like, but are too tired to care about after wading through a pile of old saddles and ball caps. [Photos: Getty]