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# Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Ripa
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fug-or-fab-carpet-kelly-ripa-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T14:30:44.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, Fug or Fab, fugs, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30, Kelly Ripa

First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140008780.jpg "84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fug-or-fab-carpet-kelly-ripa-02-2012/84th-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-44?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Maybe she's quasi-covering it for *Live?* Don't get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous crazy wig on *All My Children* and I had a misguided short haircut a la Demi Moore in *Ghost*, which was the worst possible hair for my face. So we bonded. On the astral plane.