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# Oscar Fug/Fab Face-Off: Cameron Diaz vs Herself
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-fugfab-face-off-cameron-diaz-vs-herself-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-28T19:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Who Fugged It More, 2012 Oscars, orange, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Like so many before her, Cameron Diaz decided to change out of her [well-fitted red-carpet gown](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fug-or-fab-carpet-j-lo-and-cammy-d-02-2012/84th-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-19?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and into something bolder for the post-parties.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140051720.jpg "Cameron Diaz")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fugfab-face-off-cameron-diaz-vs-herself-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-11?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Orange is great on her, even if it's a touch snug. Tight as a drum. Then again, I guess a girl doesn't spend months flipping monster truck tires with A.Rod to wear a muumuu to the freaking Oscars. She earned every last muscle; I just wonder if she needed to squeeze them so hard that they mate with her ribs.

Let's zoom in on the shoulders, and no, I don't mean her muscles:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140052022.jpg "Cameron Diaz")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fugfab-face-off-cameron-diaz-vs-herself-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-12?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

There's something funky about this, but there's also something industrial-strength-lingerie about it, like the early prototype for a bra that somebody modeled after a backpack.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/140047707.jpg "Cameron Diaz")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fugfab-face-off-cameron-diaz-vs-herself-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-10?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then there's this, which I do at least like better than the exposed zippers that just hang in the middle of a dress like they're sticking out a tongue at us. This at least appears both designed and functional, as opposed to unfinished. But I wonder if she miscalculated. SURELY you don't wave that kind of a dare in front of your boyfriend's ex, Jennifer Lopez, and expect to stay covered all night. I cherish imagining that J.Lo skulked around "dropping food" and "rubbing her feet" while slowly snaking that sucker up into the Northern Territory.

\[Photos: Getty\]