Paz Vega in Elie Saab

Elie Saab had a GREAT Oscars; the line's sparkly, glamorous take really is ideal for the Oscars. This is lovely on her.

Jenna Malone in J Mendel

This is J Mendel, and I wish Anna Kendrick had gone for this one, and not the dress she wore to the ceremony. But then we'd leave poor Jena dress-less and that just seems mean.

Molly Sims

This is more dishwater than grey, and it's not spectacular on her. I think I have subconsciously ordered this slideshow from best to worst, because as average as this it, it looks like the most glorious gown in the world compared to...

Joanna Krupa

...just, no. And yes, this HAS to be from the same collection as Mel B's frock, which is NOT an endorsement.

Oscar Parties Fugs and Fabs: Women in Grey

This slideshow has some high highs and some VERY low lows. [Photos: Getty]