Heidi Klum

With all due respect to Heidi, I cannot believe that none of her looks landed her in the Naked post. What's happening to this world?! Anyway. This is fine and...

Heidi Klum

...I think she should have stuck with the Vanity Fair look. This just feels a bit messy and underwhelming, especially in comparision.

Julia Fox

To be honest: I like this much more than her other outfit, which was silly, and I think it's really kind of cool. I do NOT think it makes any sense at ALL for this particular party, but as a garment, it's really neat.

Megan Thee Stallion

This is ALSO underwhelming and droopy. At least her more Naked look felt...considered? This is just kind of something you'd throw on for an event you didn't feel that strongly about. (Although the color is fun.)

Camila Cabello in Miss Sohee

On the other hand, this is surprisingly fun and festive on her. Why not live a little?

Camila Cabello in Alexis Mabille

Although I perfect the hair and makeup here. (If changing the outfit seems like a lot of work, doing whole new glam seems INSANE to me. I know this is the most important party of the year -- arguably -- but also it IS just a party.)

Damian Hurley and Elizabeth Hurley

Liz looks like Liz here. Damian also looks SO MUCH like his mother, it is WILD.

Jessica Gunning

She literally just wore this to the Independent Spirit Awards and it was boring there too!

Jessica Gunning

But this! I love it! The color is gorgeous and the sleeves are Anne-Shirley-endorsed. Even her makeup is better!

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey is mixing it up out there. This is sexy and fantastic on her and not twee in the least. Her look for the Elton John party...

Zooey Deschanel

...is moderately insane in a way I would NOT have predicted for her AT ALL? She sort of looks like a goth fembot? I am enjoying her branching out.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez in MaisonMet

I recognize that these bangs are very Editorial but I wish we could see Michaela's pretty face AND I think they distract for her dress which is objectively EXTREMELY COOL.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez

In fact, she might be the one person where I can really understand why she changed, because this dress is ALSO great.

Michael Urie

This is cool and relaxed -- and also a little festive, as his blazer is covered in little bows.

Maria Bakalova

This is fine! She looks a bit like Hayden Panettiere circa 2007, which isn't a bad thing at all.

Maria Bakalova in Pamella Roland

But this is way better, right?

Molly Sims

Molly, you are so confusing. Are perhaps you secretly identical twins? At any rate, this is EXTREMELY GOOD!

Molly Sims

And this is just okay. I mean, it's not bad. But it's not anywhere near as interesting or dishy as the gold? This entire situation is a puzzlement.

Walton Goggins

Dishy...

Walton Goggins

...and now unbuttoned!!

Oscar Parties: People Changed Between (Or Within!!) Parties!

Changing your outfit between parties seems EXHAUSTING.