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# Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Jessica Szohr
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-fug-carpet-jessica-szohr-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-02T17:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2011 Oscars, Gossip Girl, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

A tale as old as time: Girl goes shopping, girl finds skirt she likes, girl realizes she doesn't own anything that goes with said skirt, girl justifies purchasing skirt by saying to herself, "Whatever, I'll figure something out when I get home."

[![Jessica Szohr](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/jessicaszohr109494218.jpg "Jessica Szohr")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-carpet-jessica-szohr-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-30?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

In that sense, then, Jessica Szohr is living the dream. To the rest of us, she is living a lie, because we are pretty sure the people at Bed Bath did not intend their wares to be taken this far Beyond.