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# Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Naomi Watts
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-fug-carpet-naomi-watts-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-01T18:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:06:14.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, transparency, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Naomi Watts led me on, see.

[![Naomi Watts](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/naomiwatts109494276.jpg "Naomi Watts")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-carpet-naomi-watts-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-21?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Yeah okay, the feathers look a little mangy, like she's an exotic bird that's just finishing puberty. But I thought, "Well, if that's the worst she's got for me, I can take it."

[](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-carpet-naomi-watts-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-20?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I am speechless.

Wait, no I'm not: Why does she have a [Polterwang](https://gofugyourself.com/maria-mefugnos2-02-2007?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) growing out of her *navel*? Is the mighty penis migrating north for the rest of the winter?