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# Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rita Wilson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-fug-carpet-rita-wilson-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-03T19:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well, whatever.

[![Rita Wilson](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/ritawilson109499428.jpg "Rita Wilson")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-carpet-rita-wilson-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-54?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I am beginning to think Rita Wilson has decided to live life at a volume of eleven -- no, twelve. And the thing is, I can't complain about that, because if she hadn't then I would not even know that a satin dress decorated with what appear to be images from *Huck Finn* even EXISTED, much less that a lady could pair it with a feather purse, a fur, and a Cleopatra choker. This is useful information -- say, if I ever decide to grab my pal Joan Collins and take her to a singles mixer with The Mark Twain Fan-Fiction Society. You don't know. It could happen.