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# Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rashida Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-fug-or-fab-carpet-rashida-jones-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-02T19:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, ruffles, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

My cohort Jessica loves a neck ruffle. So I imagine when she first saw pics like this of Rashida Jones, she got about as excited as a fourteen-year old at a Team Edward convention, or a fifty-four year old at a Clay Aiken concert.

[![Rashida Jones](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/109495304.jpg "Rashida Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-or-fab-carpet-rashida-jones-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-34?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And I agree, this had a lot of promise. But, you know, it's a cruel world. People break promises.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-party-fug-or-fab-carpet-rashida-jones-03-2011/19th-annual-elton-john-aids-foundation-academy-awards-viewing-party-red-carpet-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I'm sure Rashida's mammaries are not *really* making friends with her stomach, and that this deranged half-nightie is simply abusing them with wanton disregard for full-frontal photographs. I call this look, The Grim Sleeper. Don't let it come for you.