Sienna Miller in Alexander McQueen
I love the dress and belt -- and don't even mind the arm shackles -- but that thing is REALLY sitting too low on her, and Kim Kardashian basically shamed her in the lippy department.
Aubrey Plaza in Emilio Pucci
Wow, those boob darts are both too far South, and terribly puckered. I am afraid of them.
Jaime King in Ulyana Sergeenko
This is maybe totally nutty and also really pretty. Her whole torso looks like the curtain is opening at a really luxe theater, but the purple on the skirt is so unusual and cool. I'm not usually a fan of keyholes OR hip shenanigans, but I'm feeling warmly toward this. Perhaps it's the rum.
Nikki Reed in Naeem Khan
There's always a portion of a Naeem Khan show in which he sends out a bunch of beautiful caftans, and I think, "Man, I wish I had a lanai and some cheesecake and a friendly bank account." Nikki Reed is doing justice to this one for sure.
Crystal Renn in Zac Posen
It's just a shame she is so meek and undramatic.
Malin Akerman in J. Mendel
Well, it's better than Anna Kendrick's J. Mendel. I actually might like it. I do want to wash and then fluff up her hair, though.
Laura Prepon
Why is her lipstick coral? Are my eyes just too bleary or is that a really discordant choice?
Emma Roberts in Fendi
Her stylist has been doing great work. Emma Roberts may be one of my most improved starlets, and I say that having done absolutely NO searches to reinforce this but instead based on gut instinct and figments of memory.
Sheryl Crow
Sure! And her hair is good. Sometimes that's the hair i have on my head, except redder, when I'm hallucinating that I am fabulous.
Liberty Ross
Ugh. Pockets AND seatbelts. She's dressed as the backseat of a minivan.