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# Oscar Party WTF Carpet: Michelle Rodriguez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-wtf-carpet-michelle-rodriguez/
- Published: 2011-03-01T21:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:36:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_007.jpg)

"Buckle up, children. Because you are about to lose your innocence."

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_005.jpg)

Oh, Michelle. Don't be coy. You can't hide behind Shaquille O'Neal's suit coat forever.

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_006.jpg)

The wind decides to tease us with a little of what's to come. Also, if I am not mistaken, the knot in that man's tie is about four sizes larger than most. And you know what they say about the size of a man's Windsor... It means he REALLY does not have his priorities in order.

But the coat, and the wrap, were destined to come off. Michelle would not have worn this outfit if she didn't want it seen. Because you don't wear this outfit and then hide behind a wool poncho all night.

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_002.jpg)

O.

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_004.jpg)

M.

## Michelle Rodriguez

![Michelle Rodriguez](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguez51726PCN_Supper06.jpg)

G.

Yes, Michelle, you'd BEST tug that up or else we might see a bit of skin.

This is... She is a parade float made by Frederick's of Hollywood. She is the spokesmodel for Lady Duct Tape, a new body-skimmer designed to give Spanx a thorough spanxing. And she apparently is really ashamed of her shins. Wow, actually, this has been really informative. I wonder if booty paper is the new window to the soul. I mean, assuming she keeps her soul in her pelvis.

[Oscar Party WTF Carpet: Michelle RodriguezThis face says, "Oh, you want me to get out of the car? You want to see what I'm wearing? Are you sure? Because you can't take it back. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. There is no bleach for the parts of your soul this will fertilize with its fug seed. So don't proceed unless you mean it. Or unless you have a full cocktail." \[Photos: Splash News, Pacific Coast News\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/michellerodriguezspl253144_007.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscar-party-wtf-carpet-michelle-rodriguez-03-2011/)