Michelle Rodriguez
"Buckle up, children. Because you are about to lose your innocence."
Michelle Rodriguez
Oh, Michelle. Don't be coy. You can't hide behind Shaquille O'Neal's suit coat forever.
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The wind decides to tease us with a little of what's to come. Also, if I am not mistaken, the knot in that man's tie is about four sizes larger than most. And you know what they say about the size of a man's Windsor... It means he REALLY does not have his priorities in order.
But the coat, and the wrap, were destined to come off. Michelle would not have worn this outfit if she didn't want it seen. Because you don't wear this outfit and then hide behind a wool poncho all night.
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Yes, Michelle, you'd BEST tug that up or else we might see a bit of skin.
This is... She is a parade float made by Frederick's of Hollywood. She is the spokesmodel for Lady Duct Tape, a new body-skimmer designed to give Spanx a thorough spanxing. And she apparently is really ashamed of her shins. Wow, actually, this has been really informative. I wonder if booty paper is the new window to the soul. I mean, assuming she keeps her soul in her pelvis.